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SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


Planet Diseases -


TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am
Excellent!
Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm
ahahaha


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.


TAGS: faceplant clumsy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by fredcruz1234

Airman - November 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
Einstein Panda returns!


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by brnn19

hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


NEIGHBOUR ANNOYING YOU? - HOW TO GET THEM TO STOP FOR GOOD




IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE -


TAGS: bird airplane collision
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:03 am
Headsh**..LOL
Budog - June 23, 2011, 5:40 am
Dayammmm, that screwed up his whole day !!!
SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
That looks like a bird you will have a plane


THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


Evil Smile -




MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Ogre

will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.


TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by tugtramp

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?


PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections


TAGS: planning hammer time
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Phybuz

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm
Lmfao


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: crashing plane
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:22 am
I'd give you 5 commie but thats not a 2 seater. :-Þ
NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:36 pm
5 casualties for you!


UFO -


TAGS: plane disguise
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 8:14 pm
So thaaat's why they can't find those missing Malayasian flights, they were looking for the wrong kind of debris! 5 LOL lions!


END OF AN ERA -


TAGS: boeing plant seattle
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

FatherTyme - June 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
Synth, one can only imagine the Motis your dad can make with his knowledge of WWII aviation...
DrSynth - March 6, 2011, 2:17 am
my dad'll love this one he know's more about WWI/II aviation than the history,discovery and natgeo channels combined
LadyRaven731 - March 2, 2011, 11:19 pm
And a once great nation trembled in fear.
Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:56 pm

awesome tribute.
Derek - December 30, 2010, 4:12 pm
16 B-17s/day!!! Mein Gott!!!


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: bre*** implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by malVs

Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


LESLIE NIELSEN -


TAGS: leslie nielsen shirley confess airplane
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 7:36 pm
You know what's hilariou5? I was reading this in his voice, lol.
crankyhead - April 15, 2011, 9:16 am
deliciou5
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:57 am
Surely he is....I like this. 5 l's.


SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by john

Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!


TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times


BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.


TAGS: brawndo plants idiocracy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:07 pm
Ahhh a great movie - if only it hadn't such disturbing prescience.


PLANKING - It's old school.




COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


007 -




2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Matt

Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


IMAGINATION - There are times when words utterly fail to express the thoughts in our hearts. Perhaps such thoughts lack words for a reason.


TAGS: imagination rhino bomber airplane wtf
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by cousinit

M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 10:53 am
Agreed with Verdect, drop the picture in Ph**ochopped as well, has a good chance to get through there
cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:32 pm
Thank you! I appreciate that. I hope you like the next one, too.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nice fir5t effort


PLANE HUMOR - like two junior high school girls labeling each other nasty names...




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


GOOD DEAL -




3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking


TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


FACEPLANT -




THE EMPIRE - Making you safe one planetary bombardment at a time.


TAGS: star wars planet awsome
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 7:02 pm
That's a Clovis point: The thing that killed off the new-world mastodons!
Thunderstrike - August 8, 2011, 10:18 pm
That is an amazingly cool picture!!


DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward


TAGS: determination faceplant
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by house

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:15 am
Nice fall
mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:49 pm
lol


THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.


TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by 7053

7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.


BAD DAY -


TAGS: skydiving airplane
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by bassman007

bassman007 - September 22, 2011, 11:57 am
found it on the world wide web :)
NumberXIII - September 22, 2011, 10:20 am
OMG 5 Skydivers for you! I literally laughed out loud looking at this and startled my roommate. Where'd you get the picture??


VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by okami

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU -


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


FLYING A PLANE -




LLAMAS ON A STATION WAGON - SUPERIOR TO SNAKES ON A PLANE.


TAGS: llamas snakes plane
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by BobAlmighty125

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:10 pm
Definitely should've went with a direct quote caption.
Chef - June 16, 2010, 4:32 pm
Shouldn't it be, "Llamas en el automóvil de puta madre" 5 mobile Llamas
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
That is it, i have had it with these motha f***in llamas on this motha f***in car. Its time to take a sharp turn! 5L
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
"There are Llamas on this Mother F@cking Station Wagon!" 5 llamas!


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


THE AVIATION SCHOOL - Landing lessons not included.




GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


OH, HI THERE! - Just give me a minute to finish my coffee, and I'll be right with you.


TAGS: death plane fear
Rating: 4.7/5

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December 5, 2015 6:43am MST
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2012, 8:07 pm
Shatner's other TZ episode was even better...At one point he's in a deserted town with his wife and he turns to her and says 'Stop treating me like a retarded child or something!!" In his best capt'n Kirk voice. I use it as a ringtone.
lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 12:53 am

Yes, Mao!! William Shatner inside the aircraft and a gremlin on the wing~~turns me into a quivering wailer everytime I see it!~ Hmmm...The Quivering Wailers would be a very good name for a rock band...
Theguyinthecorner - March 31, 2012, 8:49 am
Jawa on the wing?
carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 10:25 am
Dem eyes... They look through my non-existent soul... Brilliant by the way...
maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:45 am
The Twilight Zone.


G-FORCE - The REAL ones!


TAGS: g force gatchaman battle of the planets anime manga sentai superheroes superhero
Rating: 2.47/5

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Drenix - August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I though on this when I heard G-Force.


PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


WATCH YOUR CLEARANCE -


TAGS: airplane
Rating: 4.9/5

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Maitreakow - May 25, 2011, 10:09 pm
Great movie and great poster 5 Convertibles
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
thx for not making a joke about the Germans! ;)
Master - May 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
If you drive under a grounded airplane then you are a nitwit, to begin with! 5!
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:42 am
Thi5 is one of those po5ters where i'm thinking: "why the F didn't I come up with thi5!?!"


DID YOU KNOW - And planet earth is the only one with concrete proof that there is no intelligent life forms.


TAGS: planets earth intelligence humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
No problem; really had no use for it anyways. Now, even though I'm full blooded Sicilian, doesn't mean that I'm a part of a mafia. Just thought that I should get that part out of the way, lol.
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 12:10 pm
We'd be honoured to have ya...as long as you leave your 2nd amendment behind in the U.S.A
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:09 am
My wife and I have given it serious consideration, believe me. Especially after seeing Bowling for Columbine, I said to my wife, "This clenches it, we need to move to Canada."
MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh crotchety...we should all try living in the centre of the universe, Toronto Canada (it's a Canadian thing)...bahaha.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
I live in California, and I can say Amen to that.
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:27 am
Yep...unfortunately for the rest of you I was the person they questioned and based their findings on.
rerun - April 29, 2012, 7:37 pm

fantastic.


WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds


TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


HISTORY NOT FOR DOGS. -


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE! OPPOSE N.D.A.A. AND THE PATRIOT ACT, END THE FED AND END NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND VOTE RON PAUL 2012!! VOTE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VOICE VOTE RON PAUL TO KEEP IT THAT WAY! RON PAUL 2012!
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am
5 dark "Lager"


FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.


TAGS: faceplant golf charity
Rating: 4.08/5

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ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 10:25 pm
I'm in. Set me up for a tee time. Just as long as it ain't b***wiper.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:17 pm
and LMAO@stitches.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
This piucture was taken on the way to the 2nd tee.
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 2:21 pm
It went really well. I only got 7 stitches over par.


WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes


TAGS: blue screen plane
Rating: 3.69/5

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CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
it was cheating
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
i did what newbs did, and used multiple computers and told people to vote for me
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
Just gave it a 5, but it was ranked very high for a 1st poster... you knew how to rig votes back then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
this is my first poster!


KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


ROADS? - Where we're going we don't need roads


TAGS: monster plane
Rating: 3.2/5

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lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 9:09 pm
If that thing flies i'll sink
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 9:06 pm
A bad fake but funny as hell - 5L


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




FACEPLANT! - Because nobody love you!


TAGS: faceplant
Rating: 2.36/5

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fabio - May 6, 2009, 12:35 am
Dhalsim WINS!


WOMEN PILOTS -


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)


GALACTUS -


TAGS: golactus planet noms marvel
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?


TA DA!!!!! - Bull plant


TAGS: bull plant
Rating: 4.65/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:58 pm
Ole!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:41 pm
Nice! Very nice!
gas - February 28, 2012, 10:28 am
lol, I guess that bull deserves the two ears and the tail
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:39 am
This is a no-brainer, but got me lauging hardest of all the posters today. Humour is a funny thing... 5L


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: confidence fall faceplant
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:30 am
lol. been there, done that
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 4:50 am
@face i bet is the whiskey for you, for me is the "another one bites the dust" line
Faceplant31 - July 5, 2010, 3:28 am
domt know why but i love it. 5L


WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned


TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

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johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L


THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous


TAGS: life love feel woman plane sky
Rating: 3.53/5

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic


HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm
lolz


HURRRRRRR - I'm a plane!


TAGS: obama plane
Rating: 2.35/5

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Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:32 am
looks like its been hijacked.
Red - November 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Watch out... that plane might be headed towards a building!


FRIEZA - This guy could destroy a planet with a finger!


TAGS: frieza dbz planet
Rating: 2.24/5
sir - May 27, 2009, 10:16 pm
and his brother
Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:41 pm
and didnt his father also get beaten
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anyway, he Lost. Not Once, but twice. OH! I forgot the fought in the Hell...


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?


PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


THRILLSEEKER -




DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker




I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




WHEN I DIE - I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grampa, not screaming and crying like the people on the ground.


TAGS: plane crash reno grampa
Rating: 3.6/5

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deathorfire1 - January 23, 2012, 10:31 am
where the people on the ground morons? next time run.
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:53 am
Not cool.


PLANNING -


TAGS: planning unemployment obama
Rating: 3.58/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:23 am
FAIL - after a year I see a trend.


DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape


TAGS: airplane duck ***e duct ***e
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct ***e rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


RIGHT THEN - Nothing we can do here Back to the bar




A WORLD WITHOUT RELIGION -




SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Hey, what's a mountain goat doing up here?


TAGS: airplanes
Rating: 1.33/5

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Da5id - January 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
Is that an X-wing wing?... wait... wait something here is all wrong.


THE INTERNETS -


TAGS: simple question faceplant
Rating: 4.83/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:49 pm
Funny
Sean - May 16, 2011, 2:10 pm
Hilarious.
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:26 am
Nice Airman, and true! The'Internets' has everything! I saw it!
TheOne - May 12, 2011, 5:09 pm
Nice.


FRIENDS COME AND GO - ...but enemies accumulate


TAGS: airplane enemies
Rating: 4.27/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:55 pm
great airplane pix


FACES IN PLACES -


TAGS: happy airplane
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:46 pm

nice


RETIREMENT PLAN? -


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now


LITTLE BIG PLANET - Killing off the PS3 population one level at a time.


TAGS: ps3 little big planet video games comedy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Zagato - December 11, 2009, 12:33 am
no freaking way! i must see this level to believe it
Someone Else - May 25, 2009, 9:23 pm
Sad thing is. I know what levels they're talking about


Economy -


TAGS: low flying plane bridge
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 6:53 pm
Wing in Ground Effect. Hmm might save some cash. But running into the cumulogranite would be detrimental to the cash flow.


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